Rewriting the Bible at Conservapedia is like Mastercard?

Stephen Colbert's "news" on Conservapedia apparently crashed their site.

From a cached version at Google:

As of 2009, there is no fully conservative translation of the Bible[.]

1. Framework against Liberal Bias: providing a strong framework that enables a thought-for-thought translation without corruption by liberal bias

Benefits include:

• mastery of the Bible, which is priceless

Other benefits also include, according to Conservapedia, getting close minded liberals to read the Bible:

liberals will oppose this effort, but they will have to read the Bible to criticize this, and that will open their minds